Nacho Cheese & Bowling

Today, I went bowling.

I like bowling. It’s moderately entertaining, good, clean, american fun. 

The food at bowling alleys? Not so much. In fact, for the most part, GROSS. So when I went to TechCityBowling with my brother and my pops, I wasn’t exactly expecting delicious food. But when they delivered my Beef N’ Cheddar Melt, I threw up a little in my mouth. The meat looked like it was that disgusting Hillshire Farms (GO MEAT!) deli cut beef, and the cheese-was nacho cheese. Literally. It looked like they had taken little packets of it, and just squirted it on there.

It tasted like the broken dreams of america.

Bucket o’ dicks.

~ by countnefaria on January 10, 2009.